ohnjha is a god who resembles a bird. he flies in the twin skies of the world. he sets trials and tribulations for those he senses to be worthy and if they p-ss his tests he guides them in a boat to the afterlife. he is black and red with a single white feather which is the only uncorrupted feather from his battle with the five sisters. the white feather is hope and the red and black feathers are the reason for all the pain and suffering in the world.
“praise be to ohnjha for he has blessed us with a favorable wind!”
- Dork Circle
when a group of unattractive dorks trap and surround one really hot girl. each dork will try to look cool by posing or trying to talk cool because they know they have no real shot at getting her. david: did you ask that girl out? kyle: no, she was trapped in a dork circle, the […]
- Dragon style
what faries like to do after doggy style that little redheaded fairy sure loves her dragon style boning! the act of double penetration, usually between two men and a woman. comes from the komodo dragon having a hemip-n-s, or two-part p-n-s. that girl got banged dragon style! 230 million years ago before dogs ever existed, […]
- Beef Snatch
c-nt vigina “cor’ look at her, i’d sure like to pork her beef sn-tch!!” and “lets pork some beef sn-tch in town tonight!”
- Beef swords
the act of two men slapping c-cks together in the fashion that represents sword fighting dave likes to play beef swords with random dudes at the bar
a certain description of people who have strong inner thoughts who also go through pain they force upon themselves for certain reasons but dont show it, only to who they love or care about. beichels dont act like who they are a lot.