ohnopia
blurred vision caused by forgetting to remove one’s reading gl-sses before getting up from working on a computer, reading, or doing some other closeup task. the condition is made worse when one’s hands are full, preventing one from easily correcting the condition.
i often suffer from ohnopia. just today i was blogging when an unexpected knock at the door caused me to jump up to get it, but my reading gl-sses made everything blurry and i tripped over my sleeping dog.
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