on her own time. on his own time.
girl where he at? girl you know he be ohot. ohot
- there dat boi go
o sh-t farewell!!! “there dat boi go!” “o sh-t farewell!!!” i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/133/310/277.jpg
a greek kig who was condemned to h-ll by having to roll a rock up a hill only for it to roll back down also someone who does the same thing over and over again selena is such a sisyphus with her boyfriends, it’s a new one every month
- sliding snowman
when you and your gf are having s-x you take a pile of snow and shove it in her v-g-n-/-ss and watch it slide out. her: oh yeah harder ! him: takes snow and puts into v-g-n-. her: did you just sliding snowman me
when your drink makes liquid your drink is condensating
the best dessert you will ever eat. the taste of a missieli will make you ooze with pleasure. the sweet lava in the center of this dessert drips into your mouth with vibrating sensations. man, i’m craving some missieli right now.. i need a missieli bad. i need 50 shades of missieli like right now.