oil show


similar to a lap dance, but a girl rubes oil over her body. usually with the accompaniment of music and lingerie. the girl generally ends up naked.
jim: my girlfriend surprised me with an oil show last night.
jack: really?
jim: yar – she rubbed baby oil all over her body while dancing to music. she started in lingerie and finished naked.
jack: f-ck, i’d love to see that – she’s hot as.

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