oil spill
while walking in the hallway at school, there is a m-ss abundance of black people that is hard or impossible to get around.
charlie: dammit, look – an oil spill.
jake: looks like we gotta take the long way, im not gonna try to get around that.
the result of male masturbation in a bathtub.
yo! i was jackin’ off in the tub last night and had a wicked oil spill!
a very dark-skinned black person usually a male, taken from daman wayans describing his nemesis in the movie “the great white hype”
wayans (at press conference towards artemus): look at you over there looking like a god-d-mned oilspill.
jagermeister & cranberry juice
what were those jaeger and crans called? oil spills? cause that’s exactly what my puke looked like.
when being given an alaskan pipeline, the frozen piece of sh-t thaws out into a diarrhea-like substance inside the condom. the woman then empties the melted sh-t into her -n-s.
justin and megan were using an alaskan pipeline. then, the sh-t unfroze. megan decided to give herself an oil spill.
a while after you have jacked off u -j-c-l-t- some after-j-zz in your pants causing uncomfortable awkwardness amongst you self
guy 1: dude whats with the wet spot.
s-xy man 2: oh its nothing..
guy 2: holy sh-t bro that an oil spill hahah!!
guy 1: you would know what that looks like.
collective noun that refers to a large group of:
a. black people, bps
b. mexicans or latinos, if the hispanics are greasy.
those wetbacks have so much hairgel, they just spread out like the oil spill of mexico.
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