OILF


octopus i’d like to funk
everyone is doing it!
oprah i’d like to f-ck
that n-gg- lady from tv is such an oilf
acronym for octogenarians i’d like to f-ck
woman in the eighth decade of life who are s-xually attractive and alluring. these women are usually models and socialites who have aged exceptionally well. examples: carmen dell’orefice, china machedo, elisabeth himmer-hirnigel.

“check out that woman at the opera. she is such an oilf!”
oyster i’d like to f-ck
that oyster is so creamy, what an oilf!

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