oily piana


the act in which a 5%er with a 5:1 d-ck to ball ratio slides his flaccid, oily p-n-s all over the dirtiest bench press in the gym.
hey joe, did you see that 5%er giving an oily piana to the sweatiest, dirtiest bench in the gym?

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