O’ing
the act of placing bright orange os on police cars or vehicles of other significant importance. a point system is in place: e.g. full size suvs with the engine running and a fully uniformed officer inside counts as 100 points
we went oing last night and matt got 100 points for walking up to a suv police unit and ‘slapped an o’ with the engine running and a cop watching him
if you’ve ever heard of the term “d-nks” meaning “double income, no kids” , oing is for males that have a decent paying job and are in the age range of 16-25 meaning “one income, no girlfriend”. it stops at 25 because if you have no girl at 25, you’re a loser.
derp: hey dude, you should totally ask that hot–ss chick over there out!
derpo: el naw bruh, i kinda enjoy the oing life! listening to b-tches b-tch and burnin money on ’em is not on my schedule.
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