when “haha,” “lol,” or “lmao” aren’t sufficient in expressing your laughter
john: knock knock!
ben: who’s there?
john: your mom
- alexandrian magnus
meaning “alexander the great” aka “the mans defender.” he is a person who is destined for greatness. all their fears will be conquered and they will succeed in all that they do. alexandrians have very charismatic personalities. leadership comes naturally and they are looked up to by their peers. alexandrian magnus has great leadership skills.
- kinky stephen hawking
when you f-ck another human that’s sitting down ian gave his brother a kinky stephen hawking
- d*ck squash
somebody who is constantly ruining the fun. a person who rarely adds anything positive to the situation. “wow, tyler is such a d-ck squash. i literally have never been more b-mmed by a human’s presence.”
- pet*te peter
small. weak. a guy who never goes to the gym and disappoints all the gym dudes. a guy who breaks all the gym rules. aka pp 1)-hey, you are so weak! you look like a pet-te peter ! 2)-what a pp man! shame on you! haha 3)-hey dude, wanna join for the gym today? -hey, […]
the act of doing your entire christmas shopping online with just a click of your thumb defined hey did you do all your christmas shopping, yeah did all my clickmas shopping online with my thumb guy