OJ Smile
when you slit a person’s throat ear to ear in a smiley face fashion.
nicole recieved an oj smile after going on a date w/ ron.
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- Domestic Blitz
when a first or second date suddenly becomes a day of impromptu “domestic bliss”. we were supposed to go rock climbing, but got rained out. so she suggested coming over to watch a movie. the next thing i’m cooking for her and painting her toenails. i got domestic blitzed!
- jewish spongebath
to put your c-ck into someones nose and shoot your jesus juice deep enough in the nose that the creame comes out there eyes so tat they seem to cry j-zz mr. major gave us a test so caleb was like “go to w-ng’s” and gave him a jewish spongebath.
- blahbrarian
one who has a huge amount of celebrity gossip stored in their brain for someone who never talks about it. opposite of a blahbarian. kelli: omg, did you hear about brangelina’s trip to malawi? kate: malasia. and yeah, but shut up. kelli: … jane: she knows, but doesn’t care. don’t mess with the blahbrarian.
- blanchette
noun; meaning a highly offensive and mildly r-t-rded person of uncertain ethnicity. did you see that smelly hobo walk by? what a blanchette!
- old folks candy dish
a s-xual act, one lays on their back and the other (male) stretches the skin of his scr-t-m until it appears as if an old man’s saggy scr-t-m. he then proceeds to tea bag the saggy scr-t-m in the other person mouth. i totally gave that ho an old folks candy dish