oklahoma cattle prod
when a man takes a turkey baster filled with urine and empties it up a woman’s b-tt. he then quickly pulls out the baster and pushes in a b-tt plug or his d-ck. this produces a stinging sensation, hence the name “cattle prod”
bill: “last night after lucy broke up with me gave her an oklahoma cattle prod”
joe: “d-mn, good for you”
Read Also:
- Old Nick
an old australian with low self esteem and steroid issues. “old nick you suck.” another word for ‘the devil’ reeled off in a seventies horror film as one of the many slang words for satan possibly ancient english possibly used like ‘you be careful out there lad you’ll be gotten by “old nick”‘
- Ozzgasm
-rg-sming from the sound of ozzy osbournes voice. i went to ozzfest last night and i totally had the best ozzgasm ever.
- parakeeting
parakeeting-/par-a-keet-ing/ v. a rare talent of spontaneously and sporadically falling asleep for only a few seconds at a time while sitting up, may have some relation to narcolepsy. “man, i was so tired last night, i kept parakeeting while trying to catch up on downton abbey.” the act of being cute and jumping around in […]
- Phenomenable
1. something so wonderful it is beyond phenomenal (said especially of food). 2. a word said when one is very excited about something amazing. waiter: “how is everything?” diner: “phenomenable! i can’t believe how good the tiramisu is!
- piggy party
when a groups of older h-m-s-xual men dressed in leather sodomize a young lad usually tied down to represent gay rape. we all went down to the bath with little brian and had fun penetrating him in our piggy party.