the process of giving your sister a rimjob.
dude, why does your breath smell so bad?
oh i had a wicked oklahoma donut last night.
- moisture meter
a 10 point fda certified scale of v-g-n-l moisture. 1 being equivalent to the sahara desert and 10 being niagra falls. my girl about drowned me last night. she was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.
- oom koos
a racist white farmer in south africa around the 80’s. he owns african workers, which one of the workers is tengo, who is a main character in the book waiting for the rain oom koos threatens tengo to beat him with the whip if he doesn’t work
when one tries to express their feelings using lewd gestures and body language. martha: “why is ted pointing at me with his d-ck?” tina: “he’s anamoured with you, so he’s being p-rnagraphical.”
- lightening gender
also known as ‘storm gender’ or ‘thunder gender’, lightening gender (under the weather-gender spectrum) is a gender that exposes itself during storms or spouts of lightening. the more frequent the lightening or stronger the storm, the stronger this gender feels. a bolt of lightening struck the feel by khalid’s house, 2 minutes later again another […]
an annoying 14 year old who rants online insteadof dealing with her issues like a normal person. she’s so annoying. what a lilsimsie