Oklahoma Jellyfish


a used condom, flushed down the toilet that, somehow, made it past the sewage treatment facility, and is floating in the rivers and streams of oklahoma.
billy-bob: “hey, d’you go fishin’ down yonder’t tha river?”
jimmy-james: “yeah, all i caught was an oklahoma jellyfish.”

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