Oklahoma Roastbeef
the art of inserting a curling iron into the v-g-n- while its on and twisting until cooked thoroughly.
my sisters ex boyfriend gave her the oklahoma roastbeef before she got a restraining order.
#oklahoma roastbeef #oklahoma #roastbeef
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