Oklahoma Sandblaster


prior to intercourse, typically -n-l, the phallus, d-ld- or fingers are coated in an adhesive and dipped in sand. following the coating, the penetrating object is used feverishly. think of sand paper in a woodworking project. the ok sandblaster can be used in conjunction with many other techniques; the boston shocker, the mini van, the houdini, the eiffel tower, etc…
dude1: man, i’m thinking about going to this party tonight to hook up with jenna.
dude2: you don’t want jenna, trust me. tim and i wrecked that b-tch with an oklahoma sandblaster-houdini combo last week and she’ll never be the same.

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