Oklahoma Teapot


requires three partners, and at least one guy. the male partner must jam his c-ck up the 2nd partner’s -sshole so far up that his d-ck comes out the 2nd partner’s mouth. the 3rd partner then procedes to hook up with the 2nd partner, therefore giving the 1st partner a bl-wj-b.

note: to perform this position, the male partner must have a d-ck that exceeds the length from the partners -sshole to their mouth.

man 1: oh my god man, i have never c-mmed so fast as the time i gave jack and daisy an oklahoma teapot!!!

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