when you are a nervous f-cker and just saying ok isnt enough
john: h-hey, d-do u know what the -ssignment is?
ashley: yeah, you gotta write 500 pages on modern economic growth
- demon nudge
when someone encourages you to take the slightly more evil option. largely for there own amus-m-nt sorry guys was goin to offer you a ride but leah gave me the demon nudge. and said ” make them walk they need the exercise” .
a cat’s thousand. i just bailed my cat out of jail. his bond was five meowsand dollars. possession of catnip, which is a state jail tailony. he had only about fe-lines.
a fat native who drinks too much and hits women. person 1: oh hey are drunkin neighbor is beating on his girlfriend again person 2: that guys such an apallo!
- chicago style bl*wj*b
when ya girl gives you a bl-wj-b, but your ween is in a hot-dog bun with mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (but never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a chicago style hotdog). be careful with this one, no one wants to go to the hospital from a bit d*ck. […]
- hopeless foundation kingdom
the hopeless foundation kingdom is the second studio alb-m by the artist halsey. it is an amazing concept alb-m with an interesting storyline and incredible vocals. person 1 : omg did you hear the song strangers from hopeless foundation kingdom? person 2: isn’t that the song with lauren jauregui on it?