Oktoberfest
a huge party that goes on in october in munich, germany. everyone’s drunk 24/7, and there are rides, food, and everything you could ever want. most importantly, there’s a metric sh-tload of beer wherever you look. 10% alcohol beer, by the liter.
bob: “yo check this out dogg…i was so drunk last night i almost threw up! it was crazy man. i must have had like a liter of beer.”
jack: “shut up b-tch. i had 3 liters, puked, rallied and had two more, puked again, stripped in front of 10000 people in a tent, then went home and banged a dirty african wh-r-. indab-tt.”
nick d: “no. no you didn’t”
jack: “no, i didn’t. but you can imagine what it’d be like if i did…eh, eh?”
when you invite men and women to a party, but no women show up, leaving you with a lot of men. in other words: beer and sausage!
source: dinosaur comics, july 25, 2003
t-rex: why do my parties turn into one big oktoberfest?
utahraptor: oktoberfest?
t-rex: beer and sausage!
when a girl is invited to beer drinking party and shes the only girl there and takes on all the guy suasage at the party
lets invite her to the oktoberfest she is hot!
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