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• the earl

  one who “hovers” around (or over) others in a socially awkward manner. also can be someone who sucks horribly. i was reading the newspaper when i put it down to get a drink and found the earl seated not two feet from my face, scratching his mid section violently

• Opportunavenger

  combination of an opportunist and scavenger. (oppor-tu-navenger) an opportunist will say “hey, you gonna eat that?” a scavenger will eat it without asking. however, the opportunist can turn scavenger in a famine and will eat whatever is available, hence becoming the opportunavenger.

• oreo muncher

  a person who the whole world dependes on. if this person does not eat oreos during art cl-ss the entire world will end “ak where be the oreo muncher today!!” “i dunno watch outside the window and maybee she will pull up the school in her cherry bomb of a car” “oh i see her! […]

• organtic

  of or pertaining to an even that is so amazing and makes one feel like he/she is having an immense -rg-sm. it was an organtic time. i love orgnantic experiences. i love organtic s-x.

• Ouch I bit my lip! :(

  something you say when you bite your lip. could be changed to “ouch i bit the inside of my cheek!” since they both hurt, and the likelihood of it happening again grows after every time you do it again. and that sh-t hurts. a lot. me: ouch i bit my lip! 🙁

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