Ol’ bitch
the girlfriend, wife, i.e. partner you live with. sarcastic for loved woman in your home.
kelly: what time do i pick you up e?
eric: darlin i love it when you act like such an ol’ b-tch
kelly: i love that your an inside dawg has a face like an italian woman’s vag.
eric: i knew it, you m-ffy luvin wanna be.
kelly: i’m not a lesbian fartlick
eric: make me a sandwich woman, and tell the computer man he can’t fix sh-t, it still doesn’t say he’s a chode for not just talking to us both about it. m-ffy called and said it’s time for your close-up, and i’m the man. the 9/10’s of the law is, i’m loving you the right way.
kelly: got me on that one.
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