ol’ dirty duke
after picking up a chubby cowgirl at a country bar and sh-gging her -ss all night at her place, you slap on your stetson, cop a squat and pinch a morning t-rd in her cowboy boot and skip out the house saying “adios pilgram.”
i went back to wanda’s house last night after the bar closed and before i left this morning i gave her the ol’ dirty duke. she gonna be surprised when she puts that boot on.
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