ol’ handy dandy
when you’re h-rny as a mother f-cker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. ya tried your d-mndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you’ve only got one option. break out the ol’ handy dandy and give er. just givin er. cl-ssic release when you get that s-xy feeling but don’t have a b-tch (or man meat) kneeling.
oh man i couldn’t pull at the bar tonight, guess it’s me, ma bits and the ol’ handy dandy.
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