old as shit
so old and decrepit that you look like dinosaur droppings.
if she isn’t as old as god, she’ s at least as old as sh-t and about as usless.
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when you’re with a peng ting and ‘logan’ comes in and says ‘i know how to eat p-ssy’ and steals your girl, therefore ‘locking off’ your d-ck. like ‘blue b-lls’ ”yo man, i was gonna go down on this girl i met but i just got put on lock-off”
- tittywiggle
when dem t-tties drop so fast dat dey wiggle d-mn, did you see that girls t-ttywiggle wiggle?
- sawbridge
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- I want to kill myself.
what do you think it means? i don’t see any purpose in life and am completely socially inept, i want to kill myself. #suicide #suicidal #depression #downer #pessimist #death
- pagician
when a girl is a magician and does tricks with her p-ssy. that girl last night ended up to be a pagician.