old bag

a haggard, perpetually grumpy, good for nothing elderly woman.
gertrude: “so frank, did you hear about walt’s little doctor’s visit? seems the rectal examination made him a little bit squeamish. let me tell you…”
walt: “for christ’s sake! shut up, you old bag, and grab me a cold one!”
grumpy old bat who doesnt do anything for anyone
mrs keen, jeez your an old bag!
there’s no bag like an old bag, there’s no bag i know…

every hot young babe eventually in time becomes an old bag.
most old bags belong to the b-tchin’ and moanin’ (b&m) club.

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