old dick
1) a p-n-s, aged to the point where it has absolutely no s-xual use.
2) a pr-ck over the age of 50 who does sh-t just to p-ss you off.
woman: hey there you rich senior citizen, how about coming into the hot tub and f-cking me until you have a corinary?
old man: i can’t, i have an old d-ck.
or
jim: that 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
john: sh-t guy, that b-st-rd down the street sure is an old d-ck.
1 more definition
wrinkley old d-ck that looks like a shriveled up weiner with two prunes underneath it
the chick rides old d-ck
Read Also:
- teaguebag
the act of jeff teague dunking over another player, so that his nuts are in the mouth of said player “dude, dave neal totally got teaguebagged with that dunk” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utfwcygnan8
- MALAB
a suburban squad in mn. all they do is scream hopkins and take shots at inner city people. “bru did you here about malab” “yeah dawg abas spit bars on their tracks.” “and that lil n-gg- mahad” “he gonna get shot”
- Tangy slipper
when a man -j-c-l-t-s on a womans feet and then eats it off. alternate definition(threesome): a man is having s-x with a woman, -j-c-l-t-s on her feet. third partner licks/eats it off. bob is f-cking shirley’s brains out. bob realizes he’s getting ready to c-m and decides to do a tangy slipper. he pulls out […]
- misokermata
inexplicable fear, hatred, and resentment felt at the concept and mere existence of bitcoin or other electronic currencies wesley’s misokermata showed as he groaned at the mere mention of bitcoins and then nearly flew into a fit of rage as dogecoin was brought into the conversation.
- mominator
a normal mother that will turn into a b-tt whupping machine any time if you threaten her child. crystal turned into a mominator when the teacher told her that her precious son was needing extra tutoring in manners.