Old Dutch


a group s-xual move originally developed by three dutch-canadian engineers in the 1980’s, and named after a brand of potato chips popular in canada. to preform it, a couple (the original couple was straight, but it is also performed by gay men) proceeds to have -n-l s-x in the reverse cowgirl position, and the third partic-p-nt (always a female), squirts v-g-n-l fluid onto both of them.

the man or woman receiving -n-l s-x then would defaecate on the woman that excreted the fluid, and then all three partic-p-nts slam their genitals (or br–sts for women) onto each other.

it remains a popular s-xual past-time among canadian engineering students.
spencer’s such a pimp, he picked up two sl-ts from our math cl-ss and made them do an old dutch. he really reeks today though.

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