Old Fashioned Bastard
one who engages in rigorous, rowdy -n-l s-x with a female after a night of buying her drinks.
“i went out with matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned b-st-rd. i don’t know what that means, but i know when you wake up the next morning, your -ss really hurts.”
1.) (noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous -n-l s-x immediately thereafter. see -n-l.
2.) one who engages in above definition
1.) matt and i went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned b-st-rd. i don’t know what that is, but i know when you wake up your -ss really hurts.
2.) i know matt slipped me rufies last night because my -ss hurt when i woke up. what an old fashioned b-st-rd!
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