Old fashioned oreo
when you pull your p-n-s out of a woman’s -n-s and make a layer of p–p on her back. you then c-m on it, and put it back in her -n-s and make another layer of p–p on top. then you eat it.
man, i’m really hungry for an old fashioned oreo!
##oreo #scrumptious # oldfashioned
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