Old Fuck Boy


-40-50 year old man with bear guy or barrel chest, sometimes both
-owns and over wears a pair of white cargo shorts
-almost always shirtless
-respects beer more than women
-owns a bow flex or some other as seen in tv work out bench
charles: “is dad ready yet?”
mary: “he won’t change out of those shorts and says he won’t put on a shirt till he finishes his beer.”
charles: “he really is an old f-ck boy.”

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