Old Guy Convention
when a bunch of old guys gather at a mcdonalds, ihop, ocb, or mall food court to eat breakfast and bullsh-t for a long period of time. only groups of 5 or more qualify, as this signifies that at least two transportation vehicles were used and a greater level of coordination was involved. i know you can technically fit five people in a car but would an old guy ever ride b-tch? since the elderly enjoy pattern and familiarity, these conventions can occur weekly or even daily in a single local.
you’ll never get a seat at mcdonald’s on thursday mornings, the whole place is an old guy convention.
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