Permashut
noun,
a serious and often deadly medical condition affecting the v-g-n-, whereby the v-g-n-l c-n-l walls actually fuse together and permanently close. caused by acute and prolonged voluntary or involuntary s-xual abstinence. if treated early, the condition can be reversed with a proceedure known as a donkeyd-ckotamy in which huge erect p-n-s is repeatedly thrust into the v-g-n-l c-n-l tearing a new opening. this proceedure is long and painful and often requires reconstructive surgery, not usually covered by conventional medical plans.
mika: “celebate 4life!”
hector: “i hope you’re still putting things in there on occasion to make sure your v-g-n- doesn’t permashut.”
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