old hag

old fat ugly woman, can be a witch, most of the time is. sometimes has a horribly lazy eye and cant hear worth cr-p.
me:hey f-cktardjoo mama is an old hag

you: wahhhhhh! i want my mama!
usually seen around an old geezer. she yells at young boys p-ssing by dragging sticks across her fence, or even yelling at her great dane shes too old to even own.
“you boys throwing rocks at my woofie?”
“shut up you old hag and go f-ck your geezer!”
a sl-tty old woman with cold sores all over her lips (not only the lips to her mouth!) and who is a real c-nt most of the time.
man, franike’s grand mother is a nasty old hag!
an old mean lady who hates everyone but her cat. she usually doesn’t have a husband, which is a good thing because if she did she would probably eat him or something. a good example of an old hag is your science teacher that you really hate.
ms. reese is a great example of an old hag, since she hates children, yet continues to teach at her cr-ppy new jersey school. she’s like 90,000 years old and has krusty the clown hair. she enjoys making people cry. she is evil!!!

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