a ruse performed out of casual self-interest. mildly disrespectful. always successful.
“so he found buried treasure while he was digging around in someone else’s yard. get this: he left it there, came back, and bought the property!”
“that’s an old iowa trick, friend.”
- restroom shaker
a restroom shaker can be either one or two people. if one, then a restroom shaker is jerking off so hard that the whole row of stalls is shaking. if two, then restroom shakers are two people having really hard-core s-x that they make the whole row of stalls shake, attracting a large crowd outside […]
- dirty vec
ginger italian who hates it when your c-ck is out in his kitchen. dirty vec is actually pretty clean and slick like a lubed d-ck. commonly found with his boyz yo look it’s dirty vec and the boyz
- vrepit sa
galra soliders or commanders say “vrepit sa” as a salute. from voltron legendary defenders “do you understand?” “yes, vrepit sa.”
- woody guthrie handshake
a handjob performed by a hobo in a rail yard using a can of pork and beans as lube. aka “beenie weenie.” i’m headed down to the norfolk southern yards to get a woody guthrie handshake from boxcar clem.
- frozen soap clones
older daytime soap stars who have so much plastic surgery, desperate to cling to appearance of youthfulness to keep their jobs, that their facial expressions are frozen into a strange clone form of their former appearance. most of the original cast of the young & the restless are now frozen soap clones.