Old James

drug dealer. typically a homeless man who makes his living by selling weed to underaged kids.
youth #1 “hey man, i’m out of weed.”

youth #2 “that’s alright man, we can just go buy some from the lovable old james.”

youth #1 “h-ll yeah, old james is the man.”

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