Old King Charlie
now there are a few tricks to doing this. to begin you will need:
1. maple syrup
2. an open to anything girl
now during s-x you shall go very fast now very sneaky. grab the syrup and proceed to place it on your old king.then take it deep inside the girl and pull out slowly, as slow as possible if it is done correctly you should get the string of syrup. take that string of syrup and pull it using only your old king all around the girls head 3 times. after you have finished continue to have s-x until you -j-c-l-t- screaming at the end “charlie”.
man i was able to get the crown around her head twice last night when i did the old king charlie.
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