Old Man and The Sea


a novel by ernest hemingway about an elderly man with perverted tenancies. he brings a young boy fishing with him every day, hoping to lure him in and make him his slave.
“have you read the old man and the sea?”
“no, what is it?”
“ever seen mr. herbert in family guy?”
“yeah.”
“it’s about a man just like mr. herbert, but he takes a kid fishing every day.”
a beautiful novella by ernest hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish he’s ever seen. they say there are refernces to christ in it.
old man and the sea was a pretty f-cking good book

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