Old Man Jerry (OMJ)


when your working outside and you gotta take a huge sh-t, but there is no bathroom in site. so you drop your pants, lean up against the nearest house and make it rain. when you are finished you find a garden hose and wash it off.
hey patrick, where you been? i had to take a m-ssive dump and was running around trying to find a bathroom..i couldn’t hold it any longer so i had to pull an old man jerry (omj)

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