Old Man Phil
thirty year old man who has the characteristics of a someone entering retirement. for example:
1. does not run ac to save money in the summer.
2. only drives white cars.
3. fills up all cars on sat-rday morning at costco.
4. best steak he has ever ate was purchased at costco.
old man phil want to go to w-ng’s for lunch?
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