Old Man’s Todger


a crude name for a c-cktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an old man’s todger.
rtj: herman, got any more booze?

herman dogg: only a half a can of stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

rtj: i’ll knock up and old man’s todger then.

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