old metro


an age 18+ guy who is in love with himself, uses hair dye to make his hair multiple colours (like brown and blonde at the same time) uses 1000kg of hair wax every day, waxes every part of his body and dances like a f-g.

an old metro is a metro who needs to grow out of it but doesnt want to because he thinks he looks good, while everyone else thinks he looks stupid.
a: mate, that guy with blonde hair is a pretty old metro.
b: yea no sh-t, he needs to grow up already

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