Old Phart


a geezer wannabe.
a person getting on in years, but not geting much else.
a person who is rebelling against the natural course of events by trying to cl-ss up the inevitable.
one over 50 year old to another..” we “old pharts” have to stick together.”
as opposed to…” dang this getting older sucks!”

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