old tip
a condition in which the tip of the p-n-s becomes visibly older than the shaft and the b-lls, slightly resembling the face of benjamin b-tton. most commonly results from unprotected s-x with loose women, however, only a small number of cases are reported each year – possibly due to shame.
ex. #1. (tyler)– hey ben, did you hit that tv reporter from last night? (ben)-yeah, b-tch gave me old tip!
ex. #2. (fallon)-hey old tip, have you ever seen benjamin b-tton? (simon)-(sigh) oh, you mean the curious case of every time i m-st-rb-t-…(sobs).
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