Older Brother
a genetic disorder of having a male older sibling. they have two objectives on life, one to annoy the living p-ss out of you, and two to protect/ teach you.
“my older brother is a total pr-ck.”
“my older brother helped me work on my spiral, now i can throw twenty yards farther.”
“my older brother beat the sh-t out of my ex boyfriend, when he tried to rape me”
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