Oldgasm
verb. the point of ecstasy reached by one or both geriatric lovers when engaging in coitus. with or without the help of v–gr- or farm equipment.
“tommy walked in on his grandpa b-lls deep in his grandma. they were in the throws of one sweaty oldgasm.”
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