Porn Insurance
p-rn insurance are features that help hide evidence of looking at p-rnography. places such as google chrome have many features like this such as deleting your history at the click of a b-tton, incognito tabs, and various other things. p-rn insurance may seem like useless features to normal people, and a safety b-tton for vigorous fappers.
guy1: my mom came into my room while i was looking at p-rn.
guy2: oh sh-t, did she see you fapping?
guy1: no man, my beef stick wasn’t out, thank god. but she wanted to use my laptop and i didn’t have time to delete my history, she saw my p-rn in related searches.
guy3: that’s why i put p-rn insurance on my computer.
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