Oldmageddon


the end of the world as a result of baby boomers reaching senior status and destroying society due to a failure to realize their increasing inability to properly function in many ways; like driving a car, for instance.
oldmageddon surfaces every time an old person gets confused and drives their car into a crowded market or off a cliff.

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