Ole kike


someone who is so ate up and has no direction in life that you commonly ask yourself why you are even friends with them.
“wow, did you see ole kike this weekend? that dude was ripping one hitters and drank a fifth by himself”
“yeah, that dude is way ate up. he has no goals, poor guy”

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