Ole Miss


ole miss is located in the rolling hills of north mississippi about 80 miles south of memphis, tennessee. the typical ole miss student is a good looking southern girl/guy who enjoys tailgating in the grove during football season, fraternity/sorority life, and all things preppy. ole miss students usually have a deep hatred for lsu and sometimes mississippi state as well.
tailgating at ole miss is definately the best anywhere!
we’re not sn-bs. we’re just better than you. go to h-ll, lsu.
i went to ole miss beause i’m too smart for state and too broke for vandy.
harvard of the south where all things preppy and greek reside. we are home of the mannings (we still love peyton) and the best tailgating in the sec. we don’t buy our grades because are too busy spending our money on the square.
during football season, the town of oxford shuts down because everyone is in the grove cheering on the ole miss rebels.
beat msu 20-3, the typical rebel fan can not stand a lsu fan because they are c–n–ss hicks
guess what, we play lsu you at home this year

we will surely kick their -ss!
ole miss (the university of mississippi). is located on the beautiful rolling hills of north mississippi in the charming small southern town of oxford. the typical ole miss male student is very preppy and conservative, he wears polo shirts and some type of slacks or columbia pfg shorts and a kavu visor. the typical ole miss female student is very appealing, wears nice and good-looking clothes, and usually has her daddy’s credit card in her back pocket. the grove at ole miss is home to the greatest tailgating in all of sports. ole miss is the home to the 2nd ranked honors college in the nation, and excels in most of its other academic programs. ole miss was recently voted the number 2 party school in the nation. ole miss’ in-state rival mississippi state is very redneck and does not have nearly the academic stature that ole miss has.
hey mike, are you going to mississippi state? h-ll no, bob, my act/sat scores were way to high, i’m going to ole miss.
the university to attend if you think you are better than everyone else. if your an ole miss student you most likely party every night and try to be preppy. this is th place to go if all you care about is partying. but most of all this is the school that mississippi state can beat any day.
you see that sl-t wearing booty shorts with a whiskey sore on her lip? yep she’s from ole miss.
a college that you go to if you want to gradutate.
ole’ miss held gradutation last sat-rday.

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