olfactory assault
when a person’s mere proximity is enough to make you feel like your being repeatedly punched in the sinuses by their overbearing perfume/cologne. olfactory -ssaulters have no sense of smell therefore they are immune to their own chemical warfare.
do you like my perfume?
yes it’s intoxicating, and by intoxicating i mean, i feel like i’m two drinks in and am being waterboarded with gasoline. please end this olfactory -ssault. i surrender and will tell you anything you need to know. and i’ll use my underwear as the white flag.
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