olivia valdez
legit the best human in the world. beyond words. beautiful. hilarious. stunning. guys can;t keep their hands off.
guy: “yo have you seen that new girl?”
guy 2: “oh, you mean olivia valdez? she’s awesome”
olivia:”what’s up ladies?”
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